Just this morning, I read that the shooter of church members during a bible study program in the US has been caught. I was then wondering what would happened if a similar scenario plays out in Nigeria. What would have been the reactions of people and groups. Stated below are their reactions in my opinion:
Absolute News: A man kills 9 members of a bible study group in Lagos. The church is a "tribe A" tradition church.
NTA's NEWS: Only 4 people died.
The police: we are on top of the issue.
Nigerian bloggers: the shooter was purported by eye witnesses to have horns.
PDP supporters: Where's that dullard?
Tribe A ethnic militia: we want out of this country. Why are we always persecuted?
Some ethnic bigots of tribe A: that killer must be from tribe B.
CAN: A Muslim must have done this. We declare a 1-week fasting and prayer to prevent a future occurrence.
Muslim clerics: no true Muslim can do this. Remember Islam is a religion of "peace".
Pastor Adeboye: [on Facebook] click 'like' to rebuke a shooting against you or your loved ones.
Pastor kumuyi: this is a sign of the end times.
Prophet T.B. Joshua: "How I predicted the shooting of Christians in a church."
Native Doctors be like: it happened because they desecrated a shrine. --
[ONE MONTH AFTER]
Police : we present to you the shooter of those 9 christians.
The "shooter": [beaten badly] dem say make I say na me do am.
The shooter: [sipping Zobo while reading a newspaper] F00ls!
what would you have said?
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