If you are the type that chats on BBM, you will
understand what am saying. If want to learn
some tricks on how to be cunny, simply meet
one of your sisters and she will teach you
because girls are naturally cunny. Some of them
always claim to be wise, they usually dont come
out open and express what they want but will
always do it indirectly using signs such as when
they need sex, when they need money, when
they like someone, they also indirectly ask for
BIS subcription too.
Below are some of the things they usually write
on their status when their BIS expires and need
someone to help them subcribe.
1. WILL BE OFFLINE FOR LONG:
This is a trickish way of forcing you to ask her
why will you be offline for long. Initially, she will
pretend not to tell you.
Guy: Dear, why do want to be offline for long?
Girl: My dear, never mind, its personal.
Now the guy will claim to be a good friend or
caring or to show concern and persist to know
why without knowing he is actually entering into
into trouble.
2. WHO CARES ABOUT ME:
When she asks this question, her intention is to
induce converstaions and some guys will be
like...Baby, you know I care about you. She will
now smile because you have entered the net.
The next question is...I know you do but can you
proof it? The guy will respond ofcourse, just tell
me anything you want. Thats when she will now
chip-in what she actually wants without you
knowing. To the guy, he is proofing but to the
girl he is not proofing, he is subcribing for her
because she is not interested in whatever you
claim to be proofing but her BIS.
3. NOT NOW:
This is another indirect way of asking for BIS
subcription because when she writes it, some of
those guys who have been chyking her for sex or
maybe for love will be like...baby whats the
problem @your status? She will first complain
how silly android is in melting down someone's
MB, she will say it in such angry mood that she
just subcribed N2000 for MB last week and its
almost finished, sometimes she will blame it on
her sisters and end up saying that the worse is
right now, she doesnt have a dime to subcribe
now. In that way, you the chyker have been told
to do something indirectly and as a chyker, you
will be like..Oh, sorry about that, I will see what I
can do..which network? She will now say...Thank
you darling, you are so nice and sends a hugging
and kissing smiley. Your response will
be...Welcome baby, its my pleasure.
4. DAMN BROKE:
This is the one they all do both for BIS or when
they need money from chykers or their boy
friends. This one isobvious, you dont need to ask
someone with such status what does she want.
Some guys will start sending encouraging words
like...dear, take it easy its just for a while. Some
guys will be like...My dear, its every where o
@your status. People like us will pretend not to
see it. But believe me, there are many that will
stil respond and say...Dear, lets talk about your
status. Every other message entering will remain
"delivered" and not "Read" because she is now
busy with you and its only messages from people
like you that need to be read, others are stingy.
5. NEED TO CHANGE NETWORK:
She writes she needs to change network so that
someone or people will ask her why and believe
me, people or someone will surely ask. And you
know as someone who needs to change to
another network for browsing will need to
subcribe it. She will give you many reasons why
wants to change which may or may not be true
but at the end she will also add...but I have a
problem. You will definitely ask what the problem
is and thats when she will make her intentions
known to you in polite way as if her status isnt
all about that her intention. Wise guys will tell
you, hmmm...I think its better you manage that
network until the BIS expires.
6. PUTS A CRYING OR SAD SMILEY:
When a girl puts such faces on her status, the
chykers and the boy friend (s) will start asking
questions. She will first try to put you in a
defensive situation by first telling that there is no
need telling you because you might not help or
that she doesnt want to bother you with her
problem but why did she have to put that face
there when she wants to carter for her problems
alone? Believe me, some guys dont like
challanges especially someone who has been
finding a way to show you that he likes you.
Immediately you say what the problem is, he will
try to proof you wrong.
7. GUYS ARE STINGY:
When she writes this, some guys in her chat list
will be like...Na today you know?, some annoying
ones will be like...you havent said what you
want, some will be like...how do you know, the
ones that will enter the trap will be like...baby
am not among the stingy ones, some will be
like...You are wrong, not all guys. She will now
look for replies that suit her intentions and start
up chats with you. If you say you are not stingy
and that not all guys are stingy, you have to
show proof and that way, she will get what she
wants.
8. HOW I WISH:
Guys are good in asking what do you wish @your
status. Some with bad minds will think what she
means is..How i wish I was with someone right
now. Whe you ask out of curiosity, she will tell
you that what she means is how she wishes she
could have a caring and loving guy. In this way,
she will end up getting what she wants from
those distrubing chykers and sex seekers.
9. AM NOT OK:
This is almost same as No. 6 except that here
she expresses her mood in words and not with a
smiley. As someone who is chyking a girl on
BBM or someone who is dating someone, you
need to know why she is not ok. She will tell you
I will be fine, that you dont need t bother and you
will persist to know why she is not ok, thats
when she you will buy the problem. If you
pretend not to see it like us and if you two are
close, she will ask you whether you didnt see her
status which is normal or if she is a desperate
one, she will ask you if you didnt see her status
whether you are close or not.
10. CALL ME IF MY BBM IS NOT AVAILABLE:
This is an indirect way of saying No. 1 When she wirtes this, those chykers will be
asking why, why, why? In this type of case, she
always says it directly that she doesnt have
money to subcribe for her BIS for now. Believe
me, either her boy friend or one of the chykers
will definitely do something.
11. I LOVE CHEERFUL GUYS:
She will write this one few days to the day her
BIS will expire like 4 or 5 days ahead. There will
be arguments, there will be some lovely chats
and when the time comes, she will write any of
the above status already listed above.
Girls, try these and you will always get someone
to subcribe your BIS.
Guys, be aware of these and you will never be a
victim.
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