Dumb questions babes ask guys regularly and the funny answers guys give

Dumb questions babes ask guys regularly and the funny answers guys give:

Question
Are you a player?

Ans: Yes, CHELSEA FC wants to sign me next season.

Question
Why do you wan't my Pin?

Ans: I want to use it to burst balloons.

Question: Can you die for me?

Ans: My name is surely not Romeo

Question: My BIS will soon expire, what am I going to do?

Ans: Return the BB phone to the seller and get a Nokia 3310.

Question
If I sleep over in your house, hope nothing funny will happen?

Ans: No, trust me, we would just perform a vigil.

Question
Hope you won't break my Heart?

Ans: If you don't put it at the edge of the table.

Question
Can you take me out?

Ans: Sorry are you in prison?

Question
Can you come and pick me up?

Ans: Are you a beans seed?

Question
I think I've missed my period

Ans: Then ask the class captain for the next class!

Question
Can't you get a Car?

Ans: Did your father have a car when he was in college?

Question
When are we going to know my parents

Ans: the one I saw is chief-great grandfather of urs

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