Its 2am here and am writing with teary
eyes….so here’s the deal at my old age
am yet to have a boyfriend. Am 19 soon
to be 20 (and no 19 is not too young for
this century. Girls age 11 are already
engaged and wearing rings sef *tears*).
Am in my 3rd year studying law and up
till now – 5 years after I started
dreaming of Prince charming, I’m yet to
find one. Just yesterday Clara’s
boyfriend proposed and next month is
shade’s wedding. Its like am the only one
that God’s refused to answer my fasting
and prayers. I no longer go on dates or
outings with friend’s. Biko how am I
supposed to cope with all the kissing and
smooching in my face *sighs*. And come
to think of it am not bad o, I have got
beauty, brains and character (i think:,)
and a lot of people even the girls have
sang praises of how beautiful I am and
how they want my shape yet no
boyfriend(s)-Not even one.
Anytime one comes up they ask the
dumbest question ever.
“Can we just be friends?”. Just last week
a male friend of mine pinged me and
while chatting up I told this nigga am
bored and have not been out for over 2
months and he promised to come pick
me up the next day.
I was so happy and that night I went to
make my nails; God know I haven’t
made my nails in 6 months now and
when night came, I slept like a baby.
Chucks came knocking at 1pm the
following day and I was so happy. On
getting to his car I had already opened
the front seat before I noticed a girl
sitting in. Just then chucks did the
introductions, she was vera,his girlfriend
and he had decided to bring her along so
we could have more fun (what heartless
human being does that)? Anyway I
smiled and got to the back seat, all the
way to the restaurant they were holding
arms, laughing and doing all the blah
blah blah lovers do- I could swear they
were doing it to make me cry. We got to
the restaurant ordered our meals and
were eating; it was like I wasn’t sitting
there, the two idiots kept staring and
spoon feeding themselves. We were
taking dessert when they did the
unthinkable. They kissed(for probably
an hour) and from my point of view I
could see chucks *little man* was clearly
hard, I took my eyes off them and kept
eating only for me to raise them up
again and find the so called vera
stroking chucks trousers-you know what
I mean.
I can’t remember what happened
immediately but five minutes later I was
looking at vera drenched in my own
vomit. And no it wasn’t planned, my
eyes weren’t just ready to see that and
my tummy reacted. Oh God, how I
wanted the ground to swallow me that
day. Before I could apologise, chucks was
already escorting vera to the ladies while
everyone stared at me. I didn’t even
clean up, I just took my purse, ran out
and hailed a cab home and surprisingly,
I was happy.
Yes! Vera deserved it for acting like that
(she coulda been considerate but no she
wanted to play lover girl); my only
regret however was that Chuks wasn’t
sitting close enough to get his share.
Well here I am, a week after, no longer
interested in finding prince charming, I
think I might just settle for princess
charming after all its a trend
now…….*tears*
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